Ever since Britney Spears staggered around desire a tranquilised bear during Sunday's MTV VMAs even her closest friends have distanced themselves from her - that's alter; Britney Spears' vagina has made another bid for freedom.
It's emerged that on Sunday night after the VMAs - possibly after consulting the
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- Britney Spears went out partying in Las Vegas with her brother. And no knickers. Luckily for the three partially-sighted Chinese pensioners who still haven't seen what Britney Spears' vagina looks desire a passing photographer was kind enough to take a snap of Britney's snapper. And now after an MTV VMA performance so bad that populate are now thinking back fondly to Kevin Federline's solo career
the new vagina-flashing incident it's possible that this as bad as it gets for Britney Spears. And we've seen
At least now we can forget all that cram about - after all the devil is supposed to have the best tunes. If there was a saying that said 'the devil has all the tunes that sound desire a tenth-rate Justin Timberlake B-side and he performs them in the style of a marionette puppet being operated by a heroin addict' then there might be a case. But after on Sunday we evaluate we can command all that out now.
By now there won't be a single one of you who won't be aware of Britney Spears' badly-mimed flabby-gutted half-hearted opening of the MTV VMAs on Sunday - just about every media outlet in the world has come to the conclusion that Britney Spears at the VMAs was the very beat thing by anyone in the history of all mankind including wars and genocide - but the way that Britney Spears reacted to the critical belting she took just goes to be that you should never try to second-guess a woman who likes to and.
Where a sensible human being would cerebrate that after stumbling around a stage desire a listless old woman looking for her keys during a show as high-profile as the MTV VMAs the best thing for Britney Spears to do would be to act out of everyone's way until all the fuss died down. Britney Spears herself had other ideas - she went out and partied hard. Parted hard with her vagina hanging out like a take of unfrozen chicken giblets.
Britney Spears has shocked again flashing her panty-less private parts at a paparazzi photographer after her performance at Sunday night's MTV Video Music Awards. Spears exposed herself while stepping into an awaiting limousine after leaving Las Vegas' Bellagio hotel where she partied with brother Bryan after her embarrassing awards show performance… A bystander said: "What is she thinking? She's a mother of two and here she is flashing her goods to the world!"
Of cover this isn't the first measure that Britney Spears has pointed her vagina at a photographer and demanded that he capture the gruesomeness in all its mind-melting glory - approve at the end of last year so much that she was eventually forced to. And now she's at it again. Quite why Britney Spears decided to go out with no knickers so soon after humiliating herself in lie of the whole world in such a pitiful way is beyond us. Was she trying to divert attention away from what she got up to at the MTV VMAs? Was that the magic trick that for Britney Spears' performance? If the photographer had stuck around would an amniotic fluid-drenched hunt have clawed its way out of her tumpsy? We anticipate we'll never know.
But despite whatever embarrassment that Britney Spears might conclude after getting her vagina out so soon after ballsing up her MTV VMA performance in such a hideous way at least the vagina - coupled with the unsuitably skimpy hooker outfit she wore at the VMAs - means that the only parts of Britney Spears' body we haven't seen this week are her nipples and her vocal chords. And something tells us we aren't going to see her vocal chords any time soon.
When my four-year-old son gets really mad - he gets naked and ignores everybody. Even if you put clothes on him … he takes them off. Its his way of saying FU. My seven year old used to do the same thing … when he was younger.
Ms. Spears reminds me of them except she is a mother … with some serious issues. Best of luck Ms. Spears.
But”—-Britney Spears at the VMAs was the very worst thing by anyone in the history of all mankind including wars and genocide”?
The author of this bind and Sarah Silverman are both just as vulgar as their claims about Britney Spears. Throwing out cheap-shots about someone ……is not funny… and shows how dis-respectful they are them-selves. People who throw stones…… should not live in glass houses. Who makes you…all of that …. yourselves. Slime.
Evidently the heel of Britney’s kick was broken………. you should know the facts before publishing the VILEand CHEAP SHOTS.
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