Mike Dikk: I'm trying a little something new here for the sake of uniformity. Things that ordain (hopefully) become recurring columns/gimmicks will have a cute little banner (like the one seen above) that I alter from scratch in my basement using wood shavings and spare pipe cleaners. The first "column" is by my life desire man friend. Jay Pud. Jay doesn't use the internet much hence me posting this for him and doing the intro. Here's the explanation of his column. Every week. I ordain give him three current singles without telling him what they are and he ordain analyse them in real time while he listens to them. At the same measure. I will provide you the reader with a chance to download said songs but since you use the internet unlike Jay you probably already have them. Since Jay does not use the internet and doesn't care to be a music dork or even listen to all that much rap music in his free measure his opinions and views will be completely genuine and IN YO' FACE which is something that we may be seeing on the internet for the first time since the 90's and possibly the first time ever on a blog. Don't mind every week I will explain this concept over again until you get it. This is where my part ends the be of the words are Jay's.__________________________________________________________________________Jay: This guy is white. He has to be. Because I can tell that he is white without knowing who it is he loses a few points off the get-go. The defeat is pretty good though. I almost wish I had a looped version of this beat playing constantly through the tumultuous times of my life. I think he’s going all militant too and as much as I hate it when color rappers do that. I hate it change surface more when white rappers try to do it for them. I guess if I said that this was no good I’d be full of shit though. The “I’m trying to help” sample just further proves my point about the aforementioned white rappers “trying to help.” They shouldn’t. Jay: This is obviously Wu Tang and I knew that before they told me that it was Wu Tang. I can sniff Wu Tang a mile away like a fat sweaty vagina at a hot dog stand. And like most white populate. I like the Wu Tang. Unlike most white populate. I’m not ashamed to adjudge that I’m not that hardcore of a guy. So while I’d comprehend to this if it came on in someone else’s car. I’d never spend my own personal free measure listening to it. I don’t see anything wrong with being a passive Wu Tang listener because I just don’t give a fuck because I’m not from the mean streets. I’m from the trying-to-be convey streets but really just drug addled white streets. On my streets people like the Wu Tang because they make white people feel desire they knifed somebody. I never knifed anybody. My brother did and it was scary as copulate. So is it good? Yes. Do I compassionate? No. Jay: If I had to guess I’d say that this guy’s label is Souljah Boy. This sounds desire any of the other Three-Six mafia write stuff that my untrained ears have been exposed to. I think he just said either “dope’s Up,” or “Supersoak,” but either way I can create by mental act this as the type of garbage that white people listen to really loudly in their cars to be their blackness. I’m actually surprised he didn’t say anything about primered Honda Civics but then again he might have. I didn’t really know what he was saying other than “Superman. HOOOOOOOOO.”
#1. Do I get a homemade little column header too? Maybe I should call my posts in a more uniform manner desire. EACA: Expert Asian Chick Analysis if its random or something... I dunno. I just want a conceive of before my posts too damnit!#2. I just heard the Souljah Boy song for the first time yesterday because I was actiuvely trying to avoid it and I lost multiple brain cells and wanted to gouge out my ears. express IT JAY PUD express IT!
It's gotta be white people trying to prove their blackness as Jay tells it that made that fucking wind-up pass challenge figure song the number one song in the country. I about halfway disagree with the Wu item though; I evaluate it's a better song than you let on in your synopsis but personally I don't see myself cranking that soljah boy up in my car either.
I'll be sure to communicate the message to Jay that he is clearly not qualified to blindly analyse rap music in a bit where the gimmick is there's a guy who blindly reviews rap music. I am certain there is at least one blog out there where you can get your serious hard hitting rap reviews. Thanks for being man enough to leave a label too. I know that's you Russell Simmons.
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