Kerry bloody Katona - You are making a tit of yourself!聽 It isn’t big or clever to alter yourself look thick on tv.聽 Enough to make you be to go to Iceland (the real one!) and stay there forever!聽 I could cheerfully slap her!聽
Langham - freed already.聽 comfort protesting his innocence in spite of聽insisting that he was ‘doing investigate’ for a comedy show.聽Piss off.聽 We don’t be to experience you.聽
Lesley Ash - your lips are comfort as bad no matter how much you suggest they’re ‘book now’.聽 Can you not see the photos of before and after or are your plumped up lips obscuring your eyesight?
Trinny and Suz - you’ve got it do by luvvies!聽 We don’t actually CARE that much about how ‘alter’ or ‘wrong’ we might look to you.聽 We don’t be ‘your’ uniform of the privileged few!聽
Costa - what a ridiculous system!聽 You have customers there in person standing in a desire queue waiting for you to make a zillion take-away coffees with various sprinkles toppings and all manner of adornments yet those tired hungry and thirsty customers standing in front of you are losing the ordain to live (and would have probably walked out by now if you hadn’t got their money already!)聽 Sort.聽 It.
Those emotional blackmail TV ads with pets or children聽in various stages of do by and suffering asking you to give a quid a week to understand the problem.聽 Then they say ‘this isn’t a real scenario’.聽 I should cover hope not!聽 If Mr Cowell would dip into his take he’d be able to pay all our quids and then we’d have the problem licked (pun intended for the pets not the kids!) wouldn’t we?聽
Adverts which boast ‘that cotton-like feeling’ for feminine hygiene products.聽 Eh?聽 Since when has a vagina had the wherewithal to work out what a fabric feels desire against it at that time-of-the-month??聽 It doesn’t.聽 You won’t convince me otherwise!聽
Inappropriately dressed people in soaps.聽 If you were working with goats in the Dales you would not be wearing a mini-skirt,聽 sleeveless t-shirt and clay-like make-up without being admitted to Hotton for hypothermia and face chipping!聽
The way you started off I thought you’d morphed in to Chris Moyles (hates the ‘K’ woman. This morning he called her ‘a professional chav’) lolol!!!!
Inappropriately dressed people in soaps? What about them in real life? I’ve been in dress shoes bow-tie. DJ etc tip-toeing around the yard at 2am giving horses carrots before now.
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