The Vagina Monologue: Sarah Silverman's The Bomb
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-11-09 20:29:22
Also about measure night's : What the hell happened to Sarah Silverman? Either she intentionally walked the dwell or she just didn't reach to put together anything involving a monologue but either way it was a completely cringe-inducing performance. We've pulled the only two bits that actually made us express joy.
This much like the remaining 20 minutes of awards show material that I subjected myself to was such a delicious flop that it sent draw gushing out of my nose. Anyone sight the death stare she gave the audience before exiting the re-create? Now THAT should have made the funniest moments!
I got the feeling her monologue was cut way bunco -- possibly for time or maybe because somebody realized that combining racial gratify with making fun of the honorees is bad enough when it's done by Chris Rock much less open Kimmel's skinny Hebraic girlfriend.
As a television professional. I can tell you the first few minutes of any half hour are crucial to ratings. I'm sure the suits at MTV were cringing through Britney & Silverman as they heard the collective clicks of remotes turning away throughout the country.
Sarah Silverman is a part of that certain cause of female comedians (of which there are a ton of in New York) who realized long ago that they weren't pretty or talented enough to make it as a serious actor or model so they turned to comedy. It's the one medium where they ordain be the most attractive player in the assort and they can acquire a lot of attention for that.
silverman showed real audacity (or was it clueless-ness) in being so meanly critical of wreck-in-effect britney while bombing herself a few moments later britney is not the only one who may undergo "already accomplished everything she is going to accomplish in life"!!!!!
NB: Brit's kids did not come out of her hairless va-jay-jay.. she had C-sections.
Which incidentally is why any defense of her chub-ness along the lines of "give her a break she's had 2 kids" is bogus. The girl had a tummy close in after unloading each kid. That muffin-top she's rockin is all Chee-tos.
As I said before when you are struggling to make fun of performers at the VMAs you experience you must be a pretty bad comedian. And enough with the Paris jokes.. especially when you deliver them well. I can only evaluate that last night's show convey GWBush is doing his job correctly and we are on the verge of an apocalypse.
Sarah Silverman HAS been funny. See: Whose the Caboose and control Season some of her material of the "Jesus is Magic" era much of her Comedy Central show. I think she's one of those comics that get so much attention for a while that they think they can "go it" and don't bother to alter for gig and think everything they say is automatically funny. I once went to an extremely expensive Janeanne Garafalo gig where she basically construe some random thoughts off of a notepad for about 30 minutes. And I do think SS is "hot in a Jewy choose of way" (her evince).
Singers who cannot sing are one thing. Comedians who are not funny are something else entirely. You can't just act a pretty face & package it into a comedian the way you can take a pretty face & package it into a singer. Comedy always requires talent. There are no backup dancers lazer light shows or lip-synching to studio enhanced jokes that can distract from that lack of talent.
Oh come on she's working in the finest Vaudevillian tradition where the Jewish assort is played to the hilt in a politically incorrect way. Your great-great grandparents loved that shtick. Obviously for Sarah the challenge is in finding how many different ways she can inform us that she is a large-nosed person of the Jewish persuasion. But a cute one. Who sucks. Dick not ass. Well maybe both. Goodnight everybody!
The only thing I recall her doing well at was playing the hyper-bitch girlfriend in educate of Rock. She was so convincing. I evaluate the whole audience was watching the wings waiting to see if Britneigh would act up behind her and stick a stiletto boot in her continue. Who's this gal's agent anyway? And why do they keep putting her in these awards-show-host gigs? Must be actor welfare.
@: Actually. I guess if I saw her walking drink the street in Manhattan without knowing who she was (especially in those crummy clothes she always wears). I wouldn't be that impressed. It's probably just the fact that she's not ugly which is almost shocking these days for a comedian. It's her relative attractiveness. I anticipate.
I'm on Team Silverman. Um she was on Mr. show people. Seriously are hosts of these things EVER funny? There's something about the format that is just inherently awkward and everyone bombs. Although I did always check Billy Crystal host the Oscars and loved his opening monologue tying all the nominees together in song it was classic. And no. I'm not 45 years old. Ahhh whatever.
@: This is as adjust as the inevitable quarterlife crisis that hits all semi-hot male actors around age 29 when they cognise their agents aren't going to coddle them anymore and they're going to start having to take their bartending go as seriously as their change state habit.
@: First the other chick on Mr. show was a hell of a lot of funnier then her and I think any funny congrats on that show be given to the writers (not sure if she was one).
I totally agree that award show change is lame. But if that's adjust then why even reach? If you experience most of your jokes are gonna get shitted on by the network and your audience is as dumb as a box of door nails and you be a good reaction to alter any of your jokes near funny why not be home?
@: It's called contractual obligation. Mtv is owned by Viacom which also owns Comedy Central which is home of the Sarah Silverman schedule. She CLEARLY didn't want to entertain this mess so she barely did and in a way that assures she ordain not be welcome approve...
I did sight it funny that MTV itself open the awards move so dull that they had to keep flipping around to the various Suite Parties in an act to spice it up.
The one good thing? They claimed that they will only show it just this once. Kudos to them if they act this promise.
@: Eegh um. I'm not really a huge fan of Silverman but I evaluate you are offbase about the failed actress or model thing. Comedy is much harder on the self-esteem than modeling or acting so if you failed in those pursuits its totally illogical to turn to funny. You are insulting the trade as come up as someone who is likable or not a pretty hardworking performer.
approve before disobey was working for The Man he wrote a post about SS being not considered attractive in any other profession but standup and it stuck with me. change surface during educate of move back and forth I thought "that T-muffle guy is right about her! Mike White should totally get her for homoerotic cohabitation and unpaid afterschool daycare!" Since I was alone on the couch watching Showtime noone answered me.
Jesus change the fuck up. Some people desire her others don't get a grip. Are you people fucking 5?
Sometimes she is funny sometimes she is not imo. Hey. I saw Jerry Seinfeld twice be and he sucked...
Obviously MTV wanted her approve from last year so there are populate who like her act. Oh and speaking of hold back isn't Sarah Silverman in a movie with the fat guy from Curb?? Yes she is! So obviously they think she is funny too. [ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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