My gyno thinks he can express by looking at my vajayjay that I've got diabetes despite my endocrinologist telling me I'm out of the "danger govern" in August. Holy Hannah. I've got a G-d damned oracle in my pants!Oh Magic 8 Ball Poonany will I hit the Lotto tonight?
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Interesting. By any chance is his label Wilford Brimley?
Dyckey: Who? My vajayjay or my gyno?
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