I hope there's a good reason for this? Something arty? Vagina: Fanny pussy cunt beef curtains (well that's labia really) um.. cha cha (from South Park "Well honey sex is when a man puts his hoohoo-dilly into the woman's dance!") Lesbian: cover muncher drinker from the furry cup close in muff diver um... You need Urban Dictionary! They add: clam coochie oh and how could I have forgotten Quim!
Fantastic Flash! convey you :-D. and yes something arty tobe revieled later. How are you by the way? And your dad?? I've been meaning to ask for longer than forever. I am sorry about that it doesnt mean I have not been thinking of you honey. I've missed chatting actually. Glastonbury feels so desire ago and I truly desire you both :-(
I hope you didn't act offence you minge-muncher you. :-DI'm ok working hard which is good - but stressful / tiring. My dad is ok. I evaluate he's got to a state of ticking over now he comfort has regular blood tests and things. He is feeling better and doing things like going in the attic and walking into town but he looks so many years older. For Christmas he's asked for new clothes as his old ones fall off. So I am getting him some nice shirts (he always wears shirts with cufflinks even to Glastonbury!)I miss you too and I really act meaning to phone but I am just so tired or work that I think "not now. I'm not on create. I'll do it soon" and I don't. Sorry cos I convey to and I WILL! Got an email from Claire today she starts approve at Glasto in Feb which is great news - some continuity of compassionate for a change :) She ordain start emailing us for ideas and feedback in Spring... Anyway we should catch up. Maybe I should try to make some measure to get to Cambridge or something so I don't act feeling "I should get on with some work now" in the back of my head at the same time. We started the Xmas shopping yesterday in an attempt to get it done before the shops get busy but already I open that Bluewater was covered in decorations and their scooters were all hired out. WTF? It's early NOVEMBER!
Vagina: Vadge twat cunt coochy-snorcher yin-yang pundada punani lady-garden beef-callipers gammon goalposts cuntyflaps trench fanny fanoir hit box jacksie... Lesbian: Clitty-licker muff-diver close in lezzer rug muncher sapphist todger-dodger lesibinan... More as and when I think of them... Ex
I forgot *GORGE*! Mike says "cut into of lurve" and then says do you mind us throwing it to a wider audience? We are both tempted to ask a mailing list we are on. Won't say who or why though!
i've heard oprah winfrey call her vagina her 'vajayjay' quite a few times. quite desire that one! as for lesbian. vagitarian clit flicker (or flit clicker as tristan says haha) and there's kiki & three wheel trike..
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