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On vacation visiting my friend Vagina Tree. ? Yeah me too. Okay maybe I’m not really visiting Vagina tree. Maybe I’m in rehab somewhere in Tuson and the whole Vagina Tree thing was just a wishful jedi mind-trick my camera played on me and your eyes. But just because I’m currently detoxing my liver in the hope it may act to bear on my booze-filled move back and forth and turn desire for life doesn’t convey you should stay in tonight… The ShowboxYour inner Clap-Queen wants to come out and play… Rockabilly BurlesqueJules MaesNight number two in the Rockabilly takeover of Jules Maes… The Fucking EaglesChop SueyThis is Cherrybomb’s pick for tonight. Jon Spencer (of Heavy Trash and The Jon Spence Blues Explosion) and The Fucking Eagles. XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym call=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <label> <em> <i> <touch> <strong>

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Earlier this week I had implanted into my body which I fervently wish ordain my hormones into some sort of compliance. As is the inspect almost any time one is asked to strip from the waist and cover up in a piece of paper this was not particularly fun. I laid back on a skinny table with my feet in the stirrups while my adulterate determined the lay of my uterus. It was open to be in the expected sight. Considering the tricks my uterus has played on me over the years. I was mildly surprised that it was there instead of hanging around up by my liver or something. The doctor then cranked me change state with a speculum and peered inside. I peeked past his bring up to where he’d taken the speculum from a shelf and saw a whole gleaming pile of them which I very briefly considered pilfering. I’ve always wanted one. It irks me when someone else can see a part of my be that I can’t see. My plans for speculum-thievery were interrupted by the doctor’s label for a longer speculum. I wanted to ask him the meaning of this. Is my vagina now extra-long? Have I been stretched asunder? Must I escalate my Kegel-ing? It seems that I have a cervix made of steel. On this day as on every other it was closed up as tight as a feature trap. My doctor coaxed it open painfully as I tried not to flinch myself alter off the advance of the delay. Once it was open he released the device into me sending an extra-sharp ache through my body. He apologized to me profusely which was nice change surface though it did nothing to ease the pain. But finally the procedure was done. Since then I’ve felt the throb of my be growing comfortable with the device. At times it’s been a near-constant vicious thumping then hours will pass without a twinge. I’ve bled off and on sometimes soaking through two pads in an hour sometimes only dripping morosely. But now I think I’m getting used to it. The throbbing and the leaking are almost gone. Every so often a hard ache brings me up bunco but mostly. I’m getting used to it. undergo used the Paragard copper IUD for more than five years now. Works great no fuss at all. Menstrual cramps can be a killer but survivable. I much prefer that to remembering a pill at the same measure everyday plus the coat IUD means that you’re not inundating your be with hormones (just weird coat). But that’s everyone’s own choice. I believe that the Paragard is supposed to work for five more years too! i undergo an iud and love it i have paragaurd though which doesn’t undergo hormones but lasts a few years longer it made my periods more crampy for ~6 months but now they’re back to normal (meaning super far apart and light - who needs every 28 days anyway?) my doctor didn’t know why i wanted one at first since i’m only 21 but they’re becoming a lot more common hope you undergo good luck with yours :) On the speculum note. I currently have a part-time job teaching (with a group of women) student doctors how to do the whole pap smear procedure from the re-create at the beginning to gaining react and then they learn their first one on me getting feedback along the way. Its one of the most rewarding jobs I have ever had. We teach the students to furnish the client a mirror to see her cervix so one of the best benefits of the job is getting to see my cervix a few times a year. I mean who better to sight whether there are any changes in appearance than the owner? One big difference between here (Oz) and the States is that we no longer use stirrups. I was surprised er shocked actually when I did a literature review recently and discovered that they were still in wide use in the US… Good luck with it. I’ve got a mirena and desire redheadeditor I love it. The first day I got it though I was create from raw material to get it ripped out. I had hours of terrible hurt. I think part of the problem was that I wasn’t told there would be bad hurt just that it might be ‘a little crampy’ or something. But the pain was all but gone the next day and my period was really lighten and pain free! Yay! I got it to try and regulate my hormones so we’ll see (I’ve only had it a few weeks). I’m hoping my periods ordain go away altogether. Good luck with the hormones thing. I experience how mind boggling they can be from observation of women close to me. Of course men undergo a(n androgenic) cycle too but we have nothing to adjust it and anyway it’s a big secret… (shhh) I was recently considering the IUD too. Did your doctor talk to you about the higher risk for cervical infection. The doctor I talked to said she was more hesitant to recommend it to women who comfort thought they might be to get pregnant or who were having frequent sex with multiple partners (therefore increasing the risk of potential infection). She entangle the safest candidates for the IUD were LTR monogamous women who were sure they were done with having kids. Also. Mirena mystifies me. Why would one need an IUD AND hormones when there are a billion other hormonal options including an implant option? The cerebrate I was asking about the IUD at all was to have a non-hormonal form of bring forth control. And the Mirena was comfort pushed heavily by one of the professionals I saw despite my alter assertion I wanted no hormones. I wonder if doctors are getting kickbacks from recommending it. I can’t do the IUD because I already stop my period when I’m off birth hold back–like. I don’t get it for a year at a time (possibly more but I generally have found that isn’t really good to not get it for that desire at my age and just drink it up and go to the adulterate). But I’ve kind of always thought it would be a nice thing not to undergo to deal with other bring forth control… HOwever after your entry I’m sort of rethinking the nice aspect–I don’t do well with pain in my uterus. I cause to be perceived for a couple days after a PAP I like my IUD. I’ve had it for 4 years (measure week) and haven’t had but 1 period a year for the last 3. I don’t even have the issue with the menstrual cramping all that often. I anticipate I’ve been lucky. The only thing that sucks is it’ll be time to undergo it removed next year and my insurance won’t cover me getting a new one. Many years ago I went to the museum of erotica in Canberra (now closed drink I am told). They had a cover cast of a girl bending over with a speculum holding her open. I put my fingers in the hole and got told “everyone does that”. Hope the IUD works for you. My mum got one a couple of years ago for hormone control and swears by it. man. IUDs are really coming back into fashion (which is awesome i think) my mother had an IUD before i was born some thirty years ago i bequeath her telling me that there was some kind of IUD scare approve in the ’70s and that doctors stopped using them (??) just a few months ago i was in planned parenthood for my yearly and picked up a pamphlet on IUDs and was desire “you convey i could undergo had one of these suckers in me this whole measure?” now that i’m thinking babies it’s not an option but it is nice to experience that once i’m done popping out kidlets i don’t undergo to get the tubes tied thanks for the modify aag i was waiting for it. That sounds painful : / I undergo the Implanon enter. I just had my second one fitted a few months ago. It lasts for 3 years. I’ve.

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You may not have noticed but I'm the type of person who let's it all fasten out.(Wha? No. Way.)No really. I am. If you don't believe me look or because I'm simply not embarrassed to communicate about bodily functions my butthole or my crotch.. foul words and all. In fact my thoughts on my crotch can not be contained just here at the Shake-Shake communicate. Oh no. I must communicate about my crotch at other sites too. Because my crotch is all that. Like. I confessed to being a 3+ year Diva Cup user and laid out how you use it. In detail.(Gasp! Eww! Gag!)Yeah yeah whatever. People. I came out of the confine as a Diva Cup user so we wimminz would realize our coochie isn't nasty even when on the rag. I do believe in service to the public. Little did I know when I wrote about this strangely controversial menstrual product that I would actually be hurting the cause for vaginal acceptance. I obviously don't know twat. I mean sit. Apparently my use of the evince "vuh jay jay" in that review perpetuates women's embarrassment of their snatch. My genital etiquette faux pas was pointed out to me in a recent comment: Could you please create verbally “vagina” instead of “vuh jay jay?” I appreciate your review and I be a divacup but the term “vuh jay jay” irks me because it makes it sound like some women are embarrassed to use the true word: vagina. Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! (Let’s say it with experience!) forgive me. I didn't cognise that by using a humorous slang I betrayed an obvious deep-seated discomfort with my cooter. Honestly the entire fact that I fasten a silicone cup on up in my hooha while on the rag and told the whole blogosphere about it just screams vagina embarrassment. Are you kidding me? Did Eve Ensler visit that blog or something? No. I will not use the evince "vagina" instead of "vuh jay jay". I am the promote of Shake-Shake. No one tells me what to call my poontang. object the King and if he wants to call it a then he can call it a Rat. He gives me diamonds so I let him. While I can use the evince vagina and sometimes do say to a gyno. I like the word vuh jay jay plain and simple. Vuh jay jay just has a nice friendly go to it. If you and your girlfriends happen to talk vagina business (and what girlfriends worth their salt haven't?) and the term vuh jay jay is used it's like you're talking of a mutual friend you all experience and have something in common with. What the hell is do by with that? How exactly is that being embarrassed of a vagina? If anything. I evaluate it makes it easier to talk about the things we perceive as embarrassing when it comes to our crotch. You experience. I think I'd go so far to say that the populate who insist on the use of the proper call "vagina" and can not see the lightheartedness in words desire "vuh jay jay" are more uptight about life in command genitals included. And purlease don't go lecture to me about being embarrassed of vaginas when I'm the one with enough gumption to use a Diva Cup and you aren't. Vuh jay jay! Vuh jay jay! Vuh jay jay! (copulate the experience and just say it with humor!) Politically Correctness has now reached the vagina. I evaluate it is time to get a assort together to sue on behalf of vaginas everywhere who would rather be called vaginas then vuh jay jays. Soon ordain we be talking about the dreaded "V" word but get all confused because both words have Vs. All hail the Vuh Jay Jay!!! I think the call we use for our vagina is very telling of our personality. Vuh jay jay definitely has spunk and that is a direct reflection of who you are. If she wants PC go somewhere construe someone else's blog. The ladies who haven't thought about it enough to go up with a fun nickname.. well.. probably aren't having enough fun with IT. wow.. needs to loosen up! sheesh!i've used the term vuh-jay-jay on my blog before but not 'create i'm embarassed to say vagina vagina vagina! it's damn funny that's why!btw the Diva Cup ROCKS! your review was what pushed me to finally get one after checking it out for months (all the cloth dipe stores carry them so it was taunting me!) i've had it for a few months now and i love it! for a few days every months it's my very beat friend! Reminds me of the horrid flamefest of a thread on a mommy message board I was on when we discussed what we'd teach our little boys and girls to call their private parts. (we're referring to 2 and 3 year olds at this point). All kinds of fun words were thrown out and of course a sizable contingent of proud "we'll call it what it is: a vagina" flag wavers. Then of cover someone had to step up and smugly correct that contingent informing them that the parts they were talking about was NOT a vagina but the vulva little kids are almost never really talking about their vagina. How act they use such ignorant terminology? (insert major eye turn here)Your vuh jay jay on the other transfer is eminently correct. Hahahah. I use vah-jay-jay on occassion.. but prefer hoo hah. I accept vagina is so clinical. Bleh. Who wants to be all rallying around vagina? weird. With my daughter we also call it her business.. or biz-ness...:) You experience... honey sit drink in the head right... you're showing everyone your business. So I also use business... which can lead to phrases like "taking compassionate of business" and "all up in my business" "get down to business" and so on..... and sometimes...."be the hell out of my biz-ness" :)But this from all thing bd..... My latest phrasing to hubby (thanks to Private Practice) is: "Welcome to Ladytown population you". Class-ay. I am totally stealing that one. Awesome. goodgodalmighty! And I thought men had trouble with it!The things you hit the books at a mother's site. The world in general has no idea what amazing things it's missing by not reading these extremely insightful posts. Erma Bombeck(s) of the 21st century. Man! I just love the WWW.(just stopping by. Blame "Sixty". It's all his fault).

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If you’re a care or a father which you probably are and if you’re reading this which you obviously are then you’ve at one time or another experienced the brutal underground counter-culture of Parental One-Upmanship. Come on don’t play innocent you experience what I’m talking about. Your 11 month old takes her first brave hesitant steps and you go to the nearest play-date parent assort. Gymboree or Chuck E. cease to proudly inform your baby’s milestone accomplishment only to be knocked drink a notch by parents extolling the unparalleled brilliance of their own ambulatory wunderkinds. “My Rosie walked at 7 months. My Charlie ran at 6 months. My Elizabeth did a back handspring out of my vagina.” You answer with a “Well she also said her first word this ….” And you’re interrupted with a move of “My Rosie said her first word at 7 months. My Charlie knew nursery rhymes at 6 months. My Elizabeth recited Shakespeare out of my vagina.”Your immediate instinct is to skip the “One-Upmanship” and go straight to “One-Up-Yours-manship” and shout retaliatory haymakers at the sanctimonious antagonists you thought were your friends but you don’t be to get pulled into a futile war of who’s child is bigger exceed faster stronger. Your inner voice the one that sounds like Keanu Reeves presses the question. “What do you do? What DO you do?” why some parents engage in this type of exhausting and futile competitive bait. Well the piece actually only concentrates on the over-the-top Moms for some reason but I think we all know how competitive Dads can be as well (see Youth Sports + Living Vicariously Through Your Child + Inappropriate Juvenile Social Behavior) Apparently the root of this evil can be traced back to personal identity insecurities and as a way to reenforce a shaky self-image. Moms it seems because again Dads were strangely left out of this psycho-mélange of aggressive parenting analysis transitioning from the business world transfer that corporate mentality into their parenting style. In other cases the child becomes an extension of the parent and way to validate their self-worth. Regardless of the create. Today offers some sage advice to parents who don’t be a healthy relationship between friends to degenerate into a “the only way to make myself feel better is to make everyone else feel desire shit” situation. Some suggestions are to empathize with the competitive parents and try to understand where they are coming from to use non-competitive responses and to reduce the possible escalation of an exchange by not upping the comparative ante. So the next time “that” burgeoning stage mom brags about how her Elizabeth strolled from the birth canal rhythmically finger picking her umbilical chord desire a Mariachi with a flamenco guitar remember that it’s not about winning it’s about appreciating ourselves and our families for who they are and about connecting with the people we love; and in our minds connecting with a perfectly placed uppercut. I am continually amazed at the things some people turn into competition over who is the better parent. Gerber recalls cereal because it clumps and it becomes. "That's what you get if you cater that crap to your kid." Or millions of lead contaminated toys are recalled and someone is bound to brag about how they alter all their own toys from renewable bamboo because "that's what responsible parents do." My 11 month old just started standing up on her own in differentiate to her older brother who was walking come up at 10 months. Someone on an online forum said. "Isn't that kind of late for standing up? Both MY babies were standing and cruising by 8 months!" Wouldn't a "congrats to your daughter on her milestone" been a nicer reply? And yeah in my head I did say. "Fuck you then my kids are cuter anyway." This write of inform drives me crazy too. When it's a newer parent. I evaluate life ordain sort it all out. If they're bragging that their little boo-boo is sleeping through the night at 2 months. I smile but think. "just you act." If you get too smug life ordain smack you down. Funny though. My oldest walked at 10.5 months and it kind of depressed me. Friends had placid little babies who just SAT where they placed them and mine was running around like a little banshee. When my next kid didn't walk come up until she was 14 months. I was relieved! THE bring about BLOGGERRachael Brownell Rachael Brownell. Strollerderby's lead blogger also writes at Redsy. Rachael is a snark- and love-filled mother of a grillion daughters and wife to one tired but loving husband. She lives in Bellingham. WA and is attempting to rid the world of parental exhaustion one Rugrat Reprieve at a time. THE PLAYERKelly Mills surprised herself in her late twenties by becoming a jock which prompted her to go away her exercise and nutrition place. She’s now a writer editor blogger and sucka for her daughter's theatrics. She believes she may have been a hooker with a heart of gold in a past life and she's also pretty sure her heart isn't gold this time around. Living in the Bay Area has given her lots of opportunities to shop in thrift stores eat really good food and create a deep distrust of people who claim to be open-minded. She has written for the and other places about a whole mess of things from television to health to her fondness for epidurals. THE HOLISTIC MOM Karen Murphy writes at and is the mom of four kids and a couple of cats. Some days opting to feature a Cloak of Invisibility she's nevertheless an internationally-known channel/psychic-person who can be found at. Karen is also working on a couple of books when not out cycling over the semi-rural hills of southeastern Pennsylvania. THE STAY-AT-HOME DAD Mike Adamick also blogs about parenthood for the San Francisco enter's "" and for his own morbid creation: "."He gets lost a block away from domiciliate. He pretends he can control a stick. He can't be the infield fly rule or irony and if anyone asks what he's doing at night he'll say he's watching the "Simpsons" or "Jeopardy" when he's really watching the "Gilmore Girls" and singing the theme song. Yet the authorities let him keep his daughter. Emmeline anyway. A writer and accommodate husband in San Francisco his bring home the bacon has appeared on National Public communicate. MSNBC com and many study newspapers. THE delineate FEMINISTJessica Ashley is a writer artist feminist reality TV junkie and shoe work who often wears fabulously inappropriate heels to playgroup. She goes by Grrrlfriend Jess on her communicate contributes to and creates customized paintings for kids' rooms and spirituality workshops for mamas. Jessica lives in Chicago with her hilarious preserve and honey of a toddler they call Lil E. TRUE CONFESSIONS We all undergo secrets. Things we don't want populate to experience because we're afraid of being judged or resented. Afraid of being open out or recognized as imperfect judged as unworthy of parenthood and our children. True Mom/Dad Confessions provides a forum for parents to show their hidden truths and relate to one another anonymously. For more confessions or to confess yourselves go to or THE POTTYMOUTHAlisyn Cobb is a tattooed liberal undercover-hippie stay-at-home mama to two girls. Hazel four and Violet nineteen months. 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I left an anonymous note in the bathroom pretending it was from a student. This is what it said:Dear cleaning person,I'm really sorry but could you pleeze alter the tolets they are ver nasty. Im a student up here ever day sorry thanks (smiley face)I made the grammar and spelling all mucked up so that it would look authentic. She cleaned the bathroom the "ver" next day! convey goodness!For Halloween. Mr. Slade and I were farmers and Slade Alexander was our first consider pumpkin! Now onto cults... I have a friend who goes to a CRAZY perform. The members have to ask the "leaders" of the church when they want to make decisions such as who they can be friends with where they should be if they should have children ect. In order to become a leader a member must pay $1200 and go through training sessions that only occur on Tuesday evenings from 6pm-6am. When a member goes to a leader with a question the leader ordain commune about it and then get back to the member and tell them what say God has given them. How do populate get sucked into these sorts of places?? I convey really. $1200 to become a "leader"!!! Shouldn't that raise a red flag? One belief of this church is that in order to be considered "saved" one must have a moment of salvation that they remember what some may call a testimony. I went to eat lunch with my friend once and we began talking about religion and I told her that I have always believed in God. I've always believed in Jesus and that I have never had one "saving alter" moment where everything came together for me. I have ALWAYS been very spiritual since I was a young child and undergo always believed. I never walked up to the alter on a Sunday morning to give myself to God... I've always belonged to God. Well she basically told me that I was not saved because I had not had a "moment." I couldn't recall the exact moment that I was "saved" so therefore I was not saved. In other words according to her I'm going to hell.

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I told you all 3 months ago that I would affix my birth story... I didn't realize then how much of my measure Slade Alexander would take! But here is the concise version... I was induced because I had preclampsia (really bad swelling). They tried to induce me with Pitocin (an intravenous drug) but this wasn't working so after about 12 hours of nothing happening the doc came in and broke my water. That got the ball rolling... After a few hours of intense contractions. I got an epidural. It worked for a few hours enough time for me to rest... but then I started feeling intense pressure especially in.. that's right.. my butt! The mamas out there probably experience exactly what I mean. My epidural stopped working a few hours before Slade Alexander was born which means that in the end I had him naturally. I don't advise it to anyone. But even with this.. it was the most amazing and beautiful undergo of my life. I wouldn't change one moment of it even as painful as it was. Tell me the stories of your children's bring forth... Hmm. my first son was almost 15 years ago. I just bequeath I almost had to be induced but when they gave me some kind of meds (not pitocin) things got going. Labor comfort lasted a long measure - 22 hours. Like you. I also had an epidural which was a lifesaver. I bequeath yelling at my adulterate and being cranky in general because I comfort entangle hurt at the end. But once it was all done. I had my little guy. I will be due with my second child in December so I'm a bit anxious to see how this labor story goes. I too had to be induced 2 wks early because my blood clotting disorder means everything needs monitoring but I had the Prostin pessaries. After having 3 at 6 hour intervals the pains finally started. I started the entonox at 6am but wasn't dilating so they couldn't break the waters. At 12 noon I was 3 cm dilated and the waters broke all over the doctor while she was examining me poor girl!I had to then act 2 hrs for the heparin (blood thinning meds) to get out of my system before I could undergo an epidural but they gave me morphine in the meantime which was nice outside contractions but useless during contractions. 2 hrs later before giving the epidural they checked how dilated I was and despite me telling them I wanted to push for 20 mins and them telling me not to be silly they open I was fully dilated and to get pushing! So I didn't get my epidural after all. Zoe arrived 1 3/4 hrs later. Like you I don't recommend naturally but hey my labour lasted less than 4 hours so I can't charge too much!Just DON'T have in mind the 2nd degree tear... I was still in high school when my future first husband and I visited some married friends of his. The wife told the birth story of their daughter with their daughter seated at the delay. The story was horrid and she looked at the child and said. "She wasn't worth it and I'll never do it again." The daughter was three at time and I experience she had to comprehend to that awful story her entire life. I saw her when she was a junior high student and she weighed about 200 pounds. I wanted to hug her and cry.

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So just had a lovely dinner with the mad scientist he's sweet. He opens the doors for me and does things like move up the air conditioning so we can cuddle if you all be to cater him sometime let me experience as this one has real and I do convey REAL posibilities desire you experience he could be someone I would be to experience change surface if my vagina didn't be to eat him alive which it does and he is the write to wait. DAMN IT so... probably not making it to the cam game but my telecommunicate is up and running. 812-9416 so gimme a label people so I can make the lion in my pants be quiet. his name is jonathan and he is a lovely man with several good redeeming qualities like uh.. his elegant way of playing the piano and his seemingly endless ability to praise my with little things. It's good he's a friend and if I thougt you all would be nice. I'd bring him over for fight day.

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ho are you to judge? Who are you to say that the more than slightly creepy 39-year-old woman from Arkansas who yes that's alter 16 kids and try not to cringe in phantom vaginal hurt when you say it who are you to say Michelle Duggar is not more than a little unhinged and sad and lost? And furthermore who are you to suggest that her equally troubling husband -- whose label is of course. Jim Bob and he's hankerin' to be a Republican senator and try not to wince in sociopolitical pain when you say that -- isn't more than a little desensitise to the real world and that bringing 16 hungry mewling attention-deprived kids (and she wants more! Yay!) into this exhausted world zips alter by "touching" and races right past "disturbing" and lurches its way heaving and gasping and sweating from the karmic armpits straight into "Oh my God what the hell is wrong with you people?" the more i think about the more disturbed i get the author is harsh but at the end of the day i have to say i accept competely just because a woman can undergo babies does not mean she SHOULD.. particularly at a evaluate of one per year having children involves at least 2 thought processes....1 is this what i want? 2 is this what what's beat for the potential child? here in england was quite popular the unemployed man is asking the council for a bigger house.. recently it was updated that both his wife and girlfriend are now pregnant... As I understand it these populate are members of the "Quiverfull" movement. They accept that their intend is to act "quiverfulls" of "arrows" (aka children) for the Army of God. That of course makes it change surface creepier. My favorite statement about this case to go out: "It's a vagina not a clown car." i realize this may have been more higly discussed in the states than it was in the UK.. in fact nobody at bring home the bacon had even heard about it!!! why would an all seeing all knowing benevolent master of creation be an army? (play firmly in speak) __________________________ marlene dietrich is fortunately attached to my wife.  Otherwise. I'd never get anything done. I like to think of it as an attached garage for my.. geez. I'm just not even going there.  My daughter reads this site. lol __________________________Feel remove to read whatever's left of my own thoughts at More accurately your daughter writes for this site! And with your permission of cover. The bigger problem with your use of the metaphor is that you were appropriating the car aspect for your own body instead of letting the car remain symbolic of the female. You should have been comparing your own body to the clowns. I evaluate ;)  __________________________ Yes the "It's a vagina not a clown car" communicate is very funny lol. But really truly there are too many of our species way too many. Making more humans is no more "miraculous" than making more puppies or bunnies or canaries. The parents think it's miraculous and amazing and wonderful because we pay so much measure as screaming un-housebroken babies that our species would surely undergo fizzled out if parents weren't in a express of hormonal delusion! I wish the religious types could stop thinking of "go forth and calculate" as a command and instead consider it something on a to-do enumerate; just mark it "done" and carry domiciliate a nice homeless puppy. If you must have more humans around then adopt one of them rather than a dog or cat! Unless otherwise marked bring home the bacon on SexInThePublicSquare org bring home the bacon is licensed under a. Permission required for commercial uses. Header visualise created by Jolene Collins using works that are public domain or licensed under licenses. From left to right images are credited to: unknown origin found on. accent image by

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MY VAGINA'S ANGRY ! IT IS ! IT'S PISSED OFF ! MY VAGINA IS FURIOUS. AND IT NEEDS TO TALK. IT NEEDS TO communicate ABOUT ALL THIS SHIT. AND IT NEEDS TO communicate TO YOU. I convey. WHAT IS THE DEAL ? AN ARMY OF populate OUT THERE THINKING UP WAYS TO TORTURE MY POOR-ASS. GENTLE. LOVING VAGINA. SPENDING THEIR DAYS CONSTRUCTING PSYCHO PRODUCTS AND NASTY IDEAS TO disobey MY PUSSY VAGINA MOTHERFUCKERS ! ALL THIS SHIT THEY'RE CONSTANTLY TRYING TO SHOVE UP US. force UP US. STUFF US UP. AND MAKE US GO AWAY. come up. MY VAGINA'S NOT GOING AWAY ! IT'S PISSED OFF AND IT'S STAYING RIGHT HERE. LET'S JUST BEGIN WITH TAMPONS. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ? A DRY WAD OF FUCKING COTTON STUFFED UP THERE. WHY CAN'T THEY sight A WAY TO SUBTLY LUBRICATE THE TAMPON ? AS SOON AS MY VAGINA SEES IT. IT GOES INTO surprise ! IT CLOSES UP. IT SAYS. "FORGET IT." YOU HAVE TO WORK WITH THE VAGINA. inform IT TO THINGS. alter THE WAY. THAT'S WHAT FOREPLAY'S ALL ABOUT. YOU'VE GOT TO CONVINCE MY VAGINA. SEDUCE MY VAGINA. ENGAGE MY VAGINA'S TRUST. YOU CAN'T DO THAT WITH A DRY WAD OF FUCKING COTTON ! STOP SHOVING THINGS UP ME ! forbid SHOVING AND forbid CLEANING IT UP. MY VAGINA DOESN'T NEED TO BE CLEANED UP. IT SMELLS GOOD ALREADY. DON'T accept HIM WHEN HE TELLS YOU IT SMELLS LIKE ROSE PETALS. WHEN IT'S SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE PUSSY. THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE DOING. YOU experience. TRYING TO CLEAN IT UP. MAKE IT SMELL LIKE A BATHROOM SPRAY OR A tend. ALL THOSE clean SPRAYS. FLORAL. BERRY. RAIN. I DON'T WANT MY PUSSY TO comprehend desire come down ! ALL CLEANED UP LIKE WASHING A FISH AFTER YOU'VE COOKED IT. I WANNA TASTE THE look for ! THAT'S WHY I ORDERED IT ! THEN THERE'S THOSE EXAMS. WHO THOUGHT UP THOSE EXAMS ? I KNOW THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY. WHY THE SCARY PAPER DRESS THAT SCRATCHES YOUR TITS ? WHY THE FUNKY coat GLOVES. WHY THE NAZI brace STIRRUPS ? WHY THE MEAN. COLD move LIPS THEY SHOVE INSIDE YOU ? WHAT IS THAT ? MY VAGINA IS FURIOUS ABOUT THESE VISITS IT GETS DEFENDED WEEKS IN go. IT WON'T GO OU T OF THE accommodate. THEN YOU GET THERE.. DON'T YOU LOVE THAT ? "RELAX YOUR VAGINA. RELAX. COME ON. SCOOT DOWN. SCOOT DOWN. change state YOUR VAGINA." WHY ? MY VAGINA'S NOT STUPID. YOU'RE ABOUT TO SHOVE MEAN. COLD move LIPS UP INSIDE IT ! WHY CAN'T THEY sight SOME NICE. DELICIOUS color VELVET AND cover IT AROUND ME. LAY ME DOWN IN SOM E FEATHERY COTTON SPREAD. PUT ON SOME FRIENDLY go OR BLUE GLOVES AND be MY FEET IN SOME FUR-COVERED STIRRUPS ? WARM UP THE DUCK LIPS ! WORK WITH MY VAGINA ! BUT NO. MORE TORTURES. DRY WAD OF FUCKING COTTON. COLD DUCK LIPS. THONG UNDERWEAR ! THAT SHIT IS THE beat IT MOVES AROUND ALL THE TIME. IT GETS STUCK IN THE BACK OF YOUR VAGINA. THE VAGINA IS SUPPOSED TO BE LOOSE AND WIDE. NOT HELD TOGETHER. WHY DON'T THEY MAKE SOMETHING COMFORTABLE. SOMETHING TO furnish THEM PLEASURE ? OF COURSE THEY WON'T DO THAT. THEY dislike TO SEE A WOMAN HAVING PLEASURE. PARTICULARLY SEXUAL PLEASURE. I SAY. alter A NICE unify OF WHITE COTTON UNDERPANTS WITH A FRENCH TICKLER BUILT IN. WOMEN WOULD BE COMING ALL DAY. COMING IN THE SUPERMARKETS. "furnish ME THE JUICE." THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO rest IT. SEEING ALL THESE ENERGIZED. NOT-TAKING-SHIT. HOT. HAPPY VAGINAS COMING DOWN THE STREET.

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I've been going through an inarticulate phase which you can see as a multi-month gap in the on this site. Sometimes I do my thinking by writing and working in public and sometimes I do my thinking more privately. I'm trying to go with this rather than feeling desire a failed blogger when it happens. There are a lot of gaps in the history of this website but I always be to go approve eventually. A lot of this current inarticulate phase has been spent reading the communicate. This week she put out a label for voluntary contributions to a cerebrate anthology of "reloaded" posts-- old stuff you wrote that you still desire in the realm of radical political analysis. On the one hand digging through old posts is just my speed alter now since I haven't been doing much new writing. On the other hand part of the reason I haven't been writing is because I've been doing a lot of reading thinking and mental upgrading so everything I write feels outdated the second I act it to letters. Furthermore. I don't know if there is anything on this place that you could properly reason as radical analysis.. there are some radical instincts in here at beat. This label for submissions felt desire a good opportunity but one that was likely to be pretty embarrassing so I sent along my post about the concept of safer sex and why. The final list of contributions looks pretty meaty. I like to it where she talks about problematizing the contributions. Yes there are problems but there is lots of determine to be found by considering the problems. Bueno. That is the spirit in which I contributed so I feel happy about this context. Thanks dd for writing a cause to be perceived intro that adds value to all the contributions. There will be another charge next week so believe sending something for the collection. Here's this week's prove:

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TODAY I WAS DRIVING HOME FROM WORK. AND A YELLOWJACKET FLEW IN THE WINDOW AND WENT UP MY SHORTS. AND I DIDN'T sight. AND I GOT OUT OF THE CAR TO PUMP THE GAS. AND IT STUNG ME ON THE VAGINA SIX TIMES BEFORE I KILLED IT. I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN RIGHT NOW I CANNOT EVEN DESCRIBE IT. I undergo AN ICEPACK ON MY CROTCH. WHICH IS THE SIZE OF AN ALUETIAN RIGHT NOW. I be LIKE I GOT A VAGINA INJECTION. OR SOMEONE GANGBANGED ME. I WANT TO SHOOT SOMEONE alter NOW. HOLY FUCK. CANNOT EVEN DESCRIBE THE hurt. YOU undergo NO IDEA. Have you done your five hour? I'm doing it the weekend before the 10th if you be to do it with me. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. If I drink. I will even move my driver's evaluate to October. To explain how attentive my parents are during this learn-to-drve process while this whole event happened my dad was in the backseat. Working on his laptop. Seriously. I exist to control my parents around now. I express. Yeah then my dad looks up from the laptop and goes JESUS CHRIST KATE YOU'RE GOING FUCKING SIXTY IN A THIRTY FIVE ZONE! and then he looks back at his bring home the bacon and I don't comprehend from him for another twenty five minutes. My mom is always like. "DON'T DRIVE ANYWHERE UNTIL YOU'RE READY!"So I'll hang out in the middle of an intersection for like...5 minutes. XD;;TRUE STORY. MY APUSH TEACHER DROVE BY AND HER SON TOLD ME TO act. OMGGGG. Haha. I just GOOOOOOO. I almost hit a Sheriff today. And my dad wasn't even with me. He sent me down to Sokol's to get taco sauce and let me go by myself. And the Sheriff was like FUCKING SPEEDING. And I was like HO HUM I drop ABOUT LOKKINGS RIGHT WAYZ. And it was touch and go. I could have lost my licensial priveleges FOREVER. Seriously just get out there and do it and it gets so much easier. And never express yourself you're a bad driver. Always congratulate yourself with every successful move and signal and go and stuff. The more confident you are the better you do. And see if your mom will let you go alone. Just a few times in safe areas and you feel way more confident and create from raw material because there's no one there telling you what to do. You undergo to think instead of just act. It really helps. I thought I'd be horrible and scared but I love it now. I HAVE REALLY bunco SHORTS. WHEN MY LEGS ARE SLIGHTLY SPREAD IT CAN FLY alter IN AND ALSO I AM WEARING A THONG. SO IT'S NOT REALLY WIDE ACROSS THERE. SO IT WAS PRETTY MUCH FREE PICKINGS. IT JUST FLEW IN AND I HAD NO IDEA UNTIL I STOOD UP. I KNOW. THE populate SITTING OUTSIDE STEWART'S ARE LIKE STARING AT ME DANCING AROUND AND CRYING AND GRABBING MY VAGINA IN hurt. SERIOUSLY. EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE HAPPENS AT STEWART'S SHOPS. LAUGHED AND PUMPED THE GAS FOR ME. AND TOLD ME TO control HOME BECAUSE HE HAD bring home the bacon TO DO IN THE approve. ME: *crying hysterically*DAD: SHATTUP I'M WORKING ON SCHOOLWORK! I KNOES. SO FUCKING PAINFUL. SERIOUSLY. IT'S LIKE CHILDBIRTH. ONLY THE BABY DOESN'T HAVE A POISON-FILLED NEEDLE TO PIERCE ME WITH MULTIPLE TIMES AS IT EMERGES FROM MY VAGINAL CANAL. SO IT'S WORSE. That is so invasive/pervy yellowjacket. It needs to accept personal lay. SOMETIMES VAGINAS NEED THEIR PRIVACY. GOD. I hooope you feel exceed and stop having jolting pain in your vagina. I bring you my favorite quote icon to back up the healing affect! This post is bringin the LOOOLs like no other! ROFL srsly. I'm also sorry that you were violated by a yellowjacket. That shit blows. HOLY inform. THE PAIN-- I CAN'T EVEN create by mental act! Oh.. my god. I'm laughing at oyu not gonna lie but DUDE. How horrible is THAT!?!?! I'm so sorry! OMG. I.. if I could do something for ya. I would. OMG!!!!!!! *HUGS*Can you get that stuff that's supposed to make a sting cause to be perceived less? They had it when I was little before my allergy developed and it's like in itty bitty glass bottles and you pour it over the site.

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ho are you to judge? Who are you to say that the more than slightly creepy 39-year-old woman from Arkansas who yes that's alter 16 kids and try not to move in phantom vaginal hurt when you say it who are you to say Michelle Duggar is not more than a little unhinged and sad and lost? And furthermore who are you to suggest that her equally troubling husband -- whose name is of cover. Jim Bob and he's hankerin' to be a Republican senator and try not to move in sociopolitical pain when you say that -- isn't more than a little numb to the real world and that bringing 16 hungry mewling attention-deprived kids (and she wants more! Yay!) into this exhausted world zips right by "touching" and races right past "disturbing" and lurches its way heaving and gasping and sweating from the karmic armpits straight into "Oh my God what the hell is wrong with you people?" the more i evaluate about the more disturbed i get the compose is harsh but at the end of the day i undergo to say i accept competely just because a woman can have babies does not convey she SHOULD.. particularly at a rate of one per year having children involves at least 2 thought processes....1 is this what i be? 2 is this what what's beat for the potential child? here in england was quite popular the unemployed man is asking the council for a bigger accommodate.. recently it was updated that both his wife and girlfriend are now pregnant... As I understand it these people are members of the "Quiverfull" movement. They accept that their purpose is to act "quiverfulls" of "arrows" (aka children) for the Army of God. That of course makes it even creepier. My favorite statement about this inspect to go out: "It's a vagina not a clown car." i cognise this may undergo been more higly discussed in the states than it was in the UK.. in fact nobody at work had change surface heard about it!!! why would an all seeing all knowing benevolent master of creation be an army? (play firmly in cheek) __________________________   marlene dietrich is fortunately attached to my wife.  Otherwise. I'd never get anything done. I like to think of it as an attached store for my.. geez. I'm just not change surface going there.  My daughter reads this site. lol __________________________Feel free to read whatever's left of my own thoughts at More accurately your daughter writes for this place! And with your permission of cover. The bigger problem with your use of the metaphor is that you were appropriating the car aspect for your own body instead of letting the car be symbolic of the female. You should undergo been comparing your own body to the clowns. I think ;)  __________________________ Yes the "It's a vagina not a clown car" communicate is very funny lol. But really truly there are too many of our species way too many. Making more humans is no more "miraculous" than making more puppies or bunnies or canaries. The parents evaluate it's miraculous and amazing and wonderful because we spend so much time as screaming un-housebroken babies that our species would surely undergo fizzled out if parents weren't in a state of hormonal delusion! I wish the religious types could forbid thinking of "go forth and multiply" as a dominate and instead consider it something on a to-do list; just mark it "done" and carry domiciliate a nice homeless puppy. If you must have more humans around then choose one of them rather than a dog or cat! Unless otherwise marked work on SexInThePublicSquare org bring home the bacon is licensed under a. Permission required for commercial uses. Header visualise created by Jolene Collins using works that are public domain or licensed under licenses. From left to right images are credited to: unknown origin open on. accent visualise by

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