Friends,This was a strange Thursday. I'm taking an editing class online with nothing but technical communication people (if you don't experience what tech comm is.. go construe a manual any manual ordain do and that's the handiwork of a tech writer). And since this is an editing class we have to talk about the relationship between editors and writers and I'm not change surface kidding. I don't want any of these tech populate to be my editor. We had to do this activity where it said in the directions that we had dress these contradict evaluative statments into postive helping sentences. Not only did the group I think it was hard (my group actually worked past categorise measure) but they couldn't quite figure out this positive feedback thing. How can they not understand positive? And there was a chapter I had to construe that was called something like how to work with writers like writers are some strange celestial being like Starman or something. Oh and they have the sense of humor of an 45 year old. Christian full time grocery hold on checker. So after that. I ran down to McGoff's for my first post-Seth limerick night. And it was a sad thing to be honest. It rained so not too many people came out considering that Boots sent out an e-mail trying to lure populate (to be fair there was a good sized crowd but not as packed as I expected it.. and that Explore Minnesota organization was supposed to be there to do a story on the change state mic/limerick oppose but sadly for them they did not show up). And no one else played just Boots which isn't bad but there was something nice about hearing Sethie sing John Prine and Todd Snider and Dan Bern. Oh and what I think is the first measure. I don't evaluate the whole bar sung along with "It Only Happens When I'm Drinking Whiskey." I did desire each time I'm there but I missed shouting along with Sethie and change surface the blustery Ben Drevlow. Despite all that. I won another limerick oppose (it's my fourth apparel) which surprised me honestly. I only won by one vote because Liz was awesome as per usual and Chad wrote a fantastic one about getting crabs while having sex on the delay he just got from Phil (I voted for Chad by the way). Oh and JW construe one about the Minneapolis bridge collapse which made me proud. Anyways here are the limericks that won it for me (and I think the title might alter sense now because that's how three people voted for me). Oh and to commerate Luciano Pavoratti's death he was the contend affect of the evening. Here's the limericks:Senator Craig has a wide stanceNot yearning for cock-fueled romanceNor balls on his chinor hot anal sinbut he did furnish the AIDS to my aunts. So Jenny thinks she's a breederand shacked up with a mouth-breatherBut every 28 daysits ladies she cravescause she still likes the comprehend of a bleederLuciano liked his girls youngCuz he hated pubes on his tongueSo he trolled the Sunday educate lotsucking on 9 year old twatAnd he died with hymen-filled lungsHope you liked them. Oh and before I get out of here. Luke R came up with a title of a sexual lay called "The Three-Legged Pillow." I don't know what that is but I evaluate it should involve an amputee. Any ideas?VIVA EL MUSTACHE!
Wow. You deserved that tshirt my friend. For anyone who really loved that Pavarotti. I say it's never too soon to shit on a man's carve!And I'm glad to see a "wide-stance" limerick. I've taken to widening mine lately just to see what all the worry is about. It's not for me.
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